Zombie-Hunters Prefer UpgradeUSA for Laptop Payment Plans
Online-Only Program is Ideal for Customers with Brains
Zombie hunters expressed a clear preference for UpgradeUSA’s laptop payment plans for the following reasons:
- Speed and Responsiveness. They have been too busy to cut through the tangled web of red tape when looking for a laptop payment plan that makes the most sense for their busy lives. They are looking for a clear online program that meets their needs, treats them with respect, and acts fast on their behalf. One respondent said, “We must move quickly when we need a laptop on a payment plan; you never know when a zombie apocalypse might be on the horizon.”
- Quality and Reliability. Respondents needed a quality laptop, either new or factory-refurbished, to take care of their important business quickly. UpgradeUSA was the clear vendor of choice. “UpgradeUSA doesn’t play games, or offer computers they know are as reliable as dead people walking. What they offer on their site is what you get,” said one respondent.
- Credit Building. When not hunting zombies, respondents are like most Americans - often reflective on how to improve their credit situation. Because UpgradeUSA reports every payment to all three US credit bureaus, the company is focused on helping customers build better credit. “This is a program that can help restore us to full strength,” said one respondent. “And their monthly prices can’t be beat. We just eat this up.”
“There’s nothing scarier than doing business with a company that takes advantage of customers looking for laptop payment plans,” said Jon Weisblatt, founder & CEO of UpgradeUSA. “Other companies eat money in people’s wallets like zombies eat brains. UpgradeUSA offers a far better experience, like a calm dawn after a nightmarish evening.”
The small percent of zombie hunters who preferred other plans could not be reached for comment, as they had parts of their brains already eaten away.
UpgradeUSA’s laptop payment plans are available for zombie-hunters and the general public, and start as low as $55/month. Unlike other companies, prices at UpgradeUSA do not change based on a customer’s credit score. This makes for an affordable quality alternative to traditional rent-to-own, financing, and layaway.
Availability by State
UpgradeUSA’s online-only laptop payment plan services are now available for qualified customers in the following states: Arizona, California, Colorado, Delaware, Florida, Illinois, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, New York, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, and Wyoming.
How People Can Qualify
To participate in the program, interested people should visit UpgradeUSA.com where they can click on the “Apply Now” button and complete a short application on a secure site. They should expect an email response within one business day. UpgradeUSA ships after the first customer payment. After approved customers make their first payment and schedule subsequent monthly payments, UpgradeUSA quickly ships the computer that the customer ordered. Customers can make and schedule all payments securely online via debit or credit cards.
UpgradeUSA helps solve a leading question for a growing number of U.S. consumers: How do I build credit? The company addresses this through the online leasing of new and refurbished mobile computers, with each monthly customer payment reported to all three major U.S. credit bureaus. Customers can choose to end their lease and return their computer at any time after a few months, or can purchase it early at any time during the lease process, with no penalty. Our program is available in a growing number of states across the U.S. UpgradeUSA is privately held and is headquartered in Austin, Texas.
# # #
NOTE: This press release is a parody.We are not aware that any of our customers are actual zombie-hunters.However, the benefits that UpgradeUSA provides all customers are very real, and we encourage potential customers to check out our credit-building laptop payment plans.
Our credit starter program works. Here's how.
The most effective way to build credit is to make consistent payments over time. Whether you choose to lease from us for 6 or 16 months, UpgradeUSA's monthly payment plans provide a convenient way to start building a credit future you can be proud of.
Work and Entertainment
Movies & Spreadsheets.
The technology in today's laptop computers is more powerful than what was used to create special effects for some of the best action movies of just a few years ago. Give our selection a try and experience it for yourself!